me: does one sit-up
me: checks for abs
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely worded love...
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow hey americans have fun paying your health care stop guys we’re friends remember Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you a bollocking. You couldn’t beat 13 states, let alone 50. Are they all fighting again? Quick let’s sneak in before they notice us
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me: is that the sun
noliesjustluhv: noliesjustluhv: Miguel - Sure Thing; Back by popular demand… for the anon that asked, here’s my video again!
Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being...
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